A recipe for Peach Water

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A recipe for peach water as described by the 4 year old.

Wake up, have a stretch, scratch left butt cheek
Wake 3 year old brother from LOUD snoring slumber
Coerce brother through bossy stares and silent gesticulating to go downstairs and find an empty water bottle
Be even more bossy, direct brother to fill water bottle half way with tap water in the bathroom
Add 1/4 of a peach coloured toilet roll (NB At this point you can substitute for green (mojito) or pink (strawberry daquiri))
Take it in turns to shake bottle
Stand back, admire work
Send brother off to wake dog/have a poo/look at books
Wake Mum and show new fangled peach water … proudly
Wonder why mother isn’t enthusiastic about toilet paper wastage
Decide after berating from mother that peach water will be a one hit wonder
Brother who was having a poo and completely bypassed mother’s berating repeats steps 3-5 the following evening
Peach water making ends with an ‘it wasn’t me’ gesticulation complete with shocked face when mother finds peach water manufacturer silently shaking bottle (step 5)

The Ingredients

Delicious Peach Water

In other recipe related news ~~English Mum keeps sending me subliminal messages~~ I managed to make English Mum’s dark chocolate peanut butter brownies … a few times now; a triumph after my failings at the ‘muffin off’ with Single Parent Dad. It doesn’t last very long round here and according to the 13 year old is lovely with cream.