My husband and I are chalk and cheese #1
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The 5 year old has wanted a Nintendo DS for a long time now. I am torn, my head is screaming “Noooo!”, my heart is telling me that if I don’t she will never forgive Santa and then her make-believe world will come crashing down round her ears anyway.
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Just for the record this this post has nothing to do with lady gardens.
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The car had to go into the garage yesterday to have something done to the exhaust. I don’t know the exact problem. Husband would be able to give a full verbal description, I cannot. It was so embarrassing to have to drive [...] -
We have discovered that the safety net on the trampoline isn’t just to reduce limb breakages and save young lives. It’s an excellent gurning tool and we have been crying at the expense of our poor children with laughter.
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The pictures could be stills from horror movies … anyone of a sensitive nature look away [...] -
Our glass and can bin is collected every 4 weeks. It’s your average wheelie bin and it’s often rather full (cough).
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A couple of months ago as the bin van came crawling round the corner, our neighbour, ‘Mrs I might smile at you today, I might not Cockney’ came out of her house to speak to [...] -
Things the husband has said to me …
… last week
Him looking at me – “It’s no wonder our children are schizophrenic“
… this week
Me – “You’ll miss me tomorrow night when I’m not here. You’ll weep into your pillow”Him – “Only if that ironing still isn’t done”
Things the 4 year old has said to me this [...]
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The husband sent me an email at work the other day asking me to get some guacamole to go with some nachos we were having that evening.
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I had a nagging feeling that our local supermarket, which I work opposite, may not be up to the task.
I gave them the benefit of my doubt, after all [...]






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