I was sat at the dining table this morning simultaneously eating breakfast and applying my make-up.
The 5 year old was sat opposite and we were talking about school, crunchy nut cornflakes and whether the 3 year old would make it upstairs for an emergency poo or not. Fairly standard breakfast discussions round our way.
It was [...]
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After school I took the kids to the local public swimming pool to sign up for lessons.
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The women behind the counter were the doubles of Majorie Dawes and Waynetta Slob (but in uniform) and looked like they had spent the afternoon polishing their sovereign rings whilst smoking out the back.
I asked about swimming lessons, they [...]






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