Posts Tagged "The Husband"

  • Ten years ago, today, I met The Husband for the first time in Mojo Bar in Leeds.
    Before he even walked into the bar I was in love with him.
    We’d met four weeks before on the Internet.  By the time we met we knew virtually everything about each other.  He may have left out that he’ll [...]

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  • The 4 year old needs to be exercised, like a dog.  I am forever trying to think of ways to help him release energy.  Now the nights are getting lighter we can start going round the block every night with the scooter and let him trampoline till his heart’s content.
    I was in the village sandwich [...]

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  • John Lewis asked me to share my rules for a perfect Christmas. 
    When I started thinking about our Christmas rules I realised that we don’t really have many. 
    We are fairly kamikaze in our approach to Christmas and of course very … ahem …  relaxed. 
    Really …
    Decorations
    Before having children we would wait till as late as possible before [...]

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  • The cellar has always given me the eeby jeebies.
    The night after we moved in I dreamt I was trapped in the cellar, in one of the rooms was an old woman who just stood and stared at me in a Village of the Damned fashion. Since then I have always used the quick in/quick [...]

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  • The sight of poor Mr Snake greeted me on Saturday morning, laying lifeless next to the sofa.
    I immediately accused the children of the slaying.
    They told me it was not them, but, they had witnessed the savage attack. 
    With further probing they told me that Daddy was the perpetrator and his weapon of choice … the vacuum [...]

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