- “Don’t drink that, you brother may have had a wee in it”
- “Maybe the dog doesn’t want you to ride on her back”
- “Are you eating hair again?”
- “Go dance in the garage with Daddy”
- “Santa can only carry so much on his teeny tiny sleigh”
- “It’s not nice to say fat. Perhaps you should just say that man is very, very big”
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The Dotterel on November 27, 2008
Understand all of those (and may even have used them myself) – except four. Why the garage?
Stinking Billy on November 27, 2008
You are ahead of your time, sweetheart, Take a bow.
Laura on November 27, 2008
Dotterel – We were at a birthday party. All the men folk had gathered in the garage for a man chat … about fireworks and maybe lawnmowers … and football!? The 2 year old was dancing and I told him to seek out his Dad in the garage to show him his moves.
Stinking Billy – Not sure I understand, however it is late and I am tired, so apologies if I am being slow!
The Grocer on November 28, 2008
Fancy having to gather in the garage, don’t they have a shed?