• 23rd June 2009 - By Laura - AWNTYM?

    In the car on the way to the shop after school The 4 year old is singing along to Lady Gaga on the radio.

    I say singing along, more mumbling then inserting the phrase ‘Poker face’ as and when.

    3 year old directed towards the 4 year old – Shhhhhh

    4 year old – No you shhhhhh, I am singing

    Me – Both of you, stop it, it’s rude to shhhhhh someone

    3 year old – I don’t like her singing, shhhhhh

    Me – Well tough and stop shhhhhhing your sister, it’s rude

    4 year old stops singing and 3 year old starts talking to his wooden alligator (a gift from my parent’s trip to Cyprus)

    4 year old directed to her brother– Shhhhhh

    Then a full blown argument ensues at which point I turn to them and say

    Me – Will you both just SHHHHHH

    Do as I say not as I do?

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  • 10 Responses to “Vicsshhhhhhhhhious Circle”

    • SingleParentDad on June 23, 2009

      Exactamundo.

      I feel a ‘because I said so’ brewing.

    • Jo on June 23, 2009

      Hello,
      Ok, I’ve found you again.
      As for Leeds, I lived in Roundhay at 7 Oakwood Ave. It was a shared house, but I had the top floor to myself for most of the time.
      Ok, back to work.
      Take care.
      x jo

    • Scope on June 23, 2009

      The beatings will continue until morale improves.

    • SandyCalico on June 23, 2009

      Hilarious! We’re all turning into our mothers!!

    • WOB on June 23, 2009

      Tsk…don’t you know your supposed to lead by example hahaha, i do the same!

    • Experimental Mum on June 23, 2009

      You must have been in my car this morning, although I wasn’t just so polite!

      Hope my girls didn’t go into school and tell the teacher, “my Mum said, !*!* in the car”

      I often find myself sounding like my Mum these days too.

    • exmoorjane on June 24, 2009

      Yup, I’m with EM – ’shhhh’ sounds darn polite to me….
      The deadliest insult in our house is ‘you’re turning into your mother’….!!

      • Laura - AWNTYM on June 24, 2009

        I aimagine that when she turns 5 next week we’ll crank it up a notch. I’ll be turning round in the car and saying ‘Shurrup mofos’

    • Rosie Scribble on June 24, 2009

      I think you were very polite. I would have said something far worse, several things in fact!

    • Laura McIntyre on June 26, 2009

      LOL Sounds like something i was do .

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